{"id":8524,"date":"2026-11-12T20:30:03","date_gmt":"2026-11-12T20:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/?p=8524"},"modified":"2026-11-12T20:30:03","modified_gmt":"2026-11-12T20:30:03","slug":"les-mots-simples-dune-religieuse-ont-fait-rire-le-pretre-apres-leur-epreuve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/?p=8524","title":{"rendered":"Les mots simples d\u2019une religieuse ont fait rire le pr\u00eatre apr\u00e8s leur \u00e9preuve."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Une religieuse et un pr\u00eatre se retrouv\u00e8rent bloqu\u00e9s dans le d\u00e9sert apr\u00e8s la mort de leur chameau. Le pr\u00eatre porta son regard vers l\u2019horizon. \u00ab S\u0153ur, il est peu probable que nous nous en sortions. \u00bb La religieuse acquies\u00e7a. \u00ab Il nous faut un miracle. \u00bb Le pr\u00eatre eut soudain une id\u00e9e. \u00ab S\u0153ur, je connais peut-\u00eatre un moyen de nous sauver. \u00bb Elle parut pleine d\u2019espoir. \u00ab Comment ? \u00bb Il d\u00e9signa une cr\u00eate au loin.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab Si nous parvenons \u00e0 atteindre cette colline, nous pourrons peut-\u00eatre apercevoir la route. \u00bb La religieuse sourit. \u00ab C\u2019est donc \u00e7a, votre grand projet ? \u00bb \u00ab Exactement. \u00bb Ils rassembl\u00e8rent le peu d\u2019eau qu\u2019il leur restait et se mirent en marche. Apr\u00e8s plusieurs heures \u00e9puisantes, ils atteignirent enfin le sommet. Soudain, la religieuse s\u2019\u00e9cria : \u00ab P\u00e8re ! Regardez ! \u00bb Au loin se trouvait une autoroute. Et, juste \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9, se dressait un grand panneau :<\/p>\n<p>Le pr\u00eatre tomba \u00e0 genoux. \u00ab Lou\u00e9 soit le Seigneur ! \u00bb La religieuse \u00e9clata de rire. \u00ab Nous sommes sauv\u00e9s ! \u00bb Ils se remirent en marche. Au bout de quelques minutes, le pr\u00eatre la regarda. \u00ab Vous savez, ma s\u0153ur\u2026 \u00bb \u00ab Oui ? \u00bb \u00ab Je commen\u00e7ais \u00e0 croire que nous n\u2019y arriverions jamais. \u00bb Elle sourit. \u00ab Ne perdez jamais la foi, mon p\u00e8re. \u00bb Il hocha la t\u00eate. \u00ab Ni le sens de l\u2019orientation. \u00bb Et la religieuse r\u00e9pondit : \u00ab Surtout pas le sens de l\u2019orientation. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une religieuse et un pr\u00eatre se retrouv\u00e8rent bloqu\u00e9s dans le d\u00e9sert apr\u00e8s la mort de leur chameau. Le pr\u00eatre porta son regard vers l\u2019horizon. \u00ab S\u0153ur, il est peu probable &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3333,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,21,22,1,5,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aita","category-daily-article","category-reddit-stories","category-story","category-story-daily","category-viral-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8525,"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8524\/revisions\/8525"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nextstoryus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}